Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

New National Health Plan

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care package...

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter!"

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to those assholes in Washington.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Conservative Pledge

I will support the People's right to self-defense.

I will be devoted to the principle of blind justice.

I recognize the media for its bias, bullying and deception.

I will emphasize self-reliance and being able to keep the fruits of one's labor.

I will promote teaching self-help rather than dependence on government and others.

I will place conservative values and principles above personal desires, weaknesses, fears and regrets.

I will emphasize charity, with its unexpected benefits, rather than support compulsory tax-and-spend programs.

I will have a never-ending quest for the truth, despite obstacles based on emotion and personal experience and will spread such truths for the benefit of all.

I will give those in authority due respect, however, not to the extent of taking orders or assertions that are contrary to conservative values or moral logic.

I will emphasize humility and open-mindedness instead of the arrogant certainty about one's own views.

I will not simply complain, but rather will take practical action toward improving my situation.

I will use self-control as opposed to a self-indulgent search for instant gratification of desires.

I will downplay the significance of wealth, disparities in wealth and materialism in general.

I will recognize and utilize the benefits of competition and hard work in my daily life.

I understand that a rising tide lifts all boats, e.g. tax cuts benefit all.

I will recognize the power and liquidity of the free market.

I will emphasize self-restraint against hurtful activities.

I will reject the deification of government officials.

I will support those who prove frugal and efficient.

Thanks to http://www.conservativepledge.org/Conservative_s_Pledge.html

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an expert shot.

You have a mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun, like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law, say about
this situation? Does the pistol, have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

Texan's Answer:

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Does America Have A Role In Prophecy?

For the last week or so I've been reading a book by Dr. David Jeremiah called "What In The World Is Going On?" In this book, Dr. Jeremiah talks about 10 end-of-times events as interpreted through the books of Isaiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Matthew, and Revelation. These are the the chapters in the book: The Israel Connection, The Crude Awakening (Oil), Modern Europe...Ancient Rome, Islamic Terrorism, Vanished Without A Trace, Does America Have A Role In Prophecy?, When One Man Rules The World, The New Axis Of Evil, Arming For Armageddon, and The Return Of The King. I strongly recommend this book for anyone that is interested in how the events of the past and the events of today are fulfilling Bible prophecy.

I just finished reading the chapter dealing with America's role in prophecy and wanted to share a few snippets of it with you.

The Sovereignty of God in the Founding of America

"Christopher Columbus was not oblivious to God's providence in his discovery of America. In his journal, Columbus expressed his literal belief that "his voyages were ushering in a millennial age...and initiating a messianic period." He was firmly convinced that Isaiah's words, "so shall they fear the name of the Lord from the west" (Isaiah 59:19), referred to the lands west of Europe that had not yet been discovered.""

"I have always believed that this anointed land was set apart in an uncommon way, that a divine plan placed this great continent here between the ocean to be found by people from every corner of the earth who had a special love of faith and freedom." Ronald Reagan

"Throughout our nation's history we see America's leaders turning to God for guidance. We see Washington kneeling in the snow of Valley Forge. We see our Founding Fathers on their knees at the first Continental Congress. We see the gaunt Lincoln praying in the hour of national crisis. We see Woodrow Wilson reading his Bible lat at night by the White House lights. Washington summarized this national dependence on God, when he said, "No people can be bound to acknowledge and adore the invisible hand which conducts the affairs of man more than those of the United States.""

"Why has God blessed this nation above all other lands? Why has America in her short history outstripped the wealth, power, and influence of all ancient and modern civilizations? Can God have blessed a nation so richly without having for her a pivotal purpose?

America Has Been the Force Behind World Missions

"75% of all missionaries have come from a country boasting only 5% of the total world population. God blesses those who make His priorities their priorities."

America Has Been a Friend to the Jewish People

"America's historic support of Israel is based not so much on efforts by Jewish lobbyists in Washington or the presence of Jewish groups in our society, but on the Judeo-Christian heritage of our nation. President Truman's determination to recognize Israel as a modern state was fueled by his lifelong belief that in the book of Deuteronomy, God had given the land of Israel to the Jewish people for all time. God has promised to bless those who bless Israel (Genesis 12:1-3)."

America Has Been a Free Nation

"In my studies of both the Old and New Testaments, I have observed that the principles of freedom are united with the tenets of Christianity. Today our precious heritage of freedom is being challenged internally by the erosion of our culture. As long-held freedoms come under fire, some Americans, especially those with wealth, are deciding that the United States is no longer the best place to live. If our culture continues to jettison the principles that made our nation great, we can hardly expect the blessing of Almighty God to continue."

America Has Been Founded on God and His Word

"George Washington set the tone for the nation's governmental authority when he said, ""It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible."" That philosophy remained intact through the time of Abraham Lincoln, who is quoted as saying, "God is my witness that it is my constant anxiety and prayer that both myself and this nation should be on the Lord's side." Benjamin Franklin explained why he requested that each day of the Constitutional Convention be open in prayer saying, "The longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see of the truth -- that God governs in the affairs of Men. And," he continued, "without His aid, we shall succeed in this political building no better than the builders of Babel." Today as I write these words, our heritage of national dependence on God is under fire. Forces within our nation threaten its divine lifeline.

The Silence of the Bible on the Future of America

I will finish this post some time in the future.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Best In the West Beans

1/2 lb. Ground Beef
10 bacon slices, chopped
1/2 cup onions, chopped
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup ketchup
1/4 cup barbecue sauce
2 tablespoons molasses
2 tablespoons mustard
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/2 teaspoon chili powder
16 oz. can kidney beans, drained
16 oz. can pork and beans
16 oz can butter beans, drained

Brown meats and drain. Add onions and cook until tender. Add combined sugars, ketchup, barbecue sauce, mustard, molasses, and seasonings; mix well. Add beans. Pour into 3-quart casserole dish. Bake at 350 for 1 hour. Makes 10-12 servings.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Limbaugh: 'Obama has yet to prove he's a citizen'

Top-rated radio host Rush Limbaugh, upset that he's forced to report his every movement to tax authorities, blasted President Obama for failing to prove he is natural-born citizen of the United States.

For the whole article click here.